Goths, Witches, and Wiccans
Those darn jocks are up to their old tricks again! Somebody should send them a link to forum posts like this and then they're learn just how powerful the people messing with them are!
Somehow I doubt the truthfulness of the following post.
"Witchcraft Almost Kills Local Teenager: Police Officials Baffled"
What, curses don't have an "Undo" function? Stupid witches.
Oh good, a Jewish witch. This is just what the Internet needed.