Steve: Never bring a saw-toothed gladius to a fingernail punch fight.
Zack: Somebody email io9, we have a distaff Frankenstein for them to decide is our "New Sci-Fi Addiction!"
Steve: Isn't the babe version of Frankenstein already bride of Frankenstein?
Zack: Uh, no. Bride of Frankenstein is disgusting. Would you call the original film "Husband of Frankenstein?"
Steve: But Dr. Frankenstein was trying to make a wife for himself.
Zack: Because he's closed-minded. He should assemble xer from body parts of both sexes and let his creation decided xer own gender.Steve: When does she karate fight?
Zack: Xe is fighting the kyriarchy from the moment of xer creation.
Steve: Is that like M. Bison and Shadaloo?
Zack: Yes, exactly.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.