Steve: Never bring a saw-toothed gladius to a fingernail punch fight.
Zack: Somebody email io9, we have a distaff Frankenstein for them to decide is our "New Sci-Fi Addiction!"
Steve: Isn't the babe version of Frankenstein already bride of Frankenstein?
Zack: Uh, no. Bride of Frankenstein is disgusting. Would you call the original film "Husband of Frankenstein?"
Steve: But Dr. Frankenstein was trying to make a wife for himself.
Zack: Because he's closed-minded. He should assemble xer from body parts of both sexes and let his creation decided xer own gender.Steve: When does she karate fight?
Zack: Xe is fighting the kyriarchy from the moment of xer creation.
Steve: Is that like M. Bison and Shadaloo?
Zack: Yes, exactly.
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