Steve: Never bring a saw-toothed gladius to a fingernail punch fight.
Zack: Somebody email io9, we have a distaff Frankenstein for them to decide is our "New Sci-Fi Addiction!"
Steve: Isn't the babe version of Frankenstein already bride of Frankenstein?
Zack: Uh, no. Bride of Frankenstein is disgusting. Would you call the original film "Husband of Frankenstein?"
Steve: But Dr. Frankenstein was trying to make a wife for himself.
Zack: Because he's closed-minded. He should assemble xer from body parts of both sexes and let his creation decided xer own gender.Steve: When does she karate fight?
Zack: Xe is fighting the kyriarchy from the moment of xer creation.
Steve: Is that like M. Bison and Shadaloo?
Zack: Yes, exactly.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.