Steve: Never bring a saw-toothed gladius to a fingernail punch fight.
Zack: Somebody email io9, we have a distaff Frankenstein for them to decide is our "New Sci-Fi Addiction!"
Steve: Isn't the babe version of Frankenstein already bride of Frankenstein?
Zack: Uh, no. Bride of Frankenstein is disgusting. Would you call the original film "Husband of Frankenstein?"
Steve: But Dr. Frankenstein was trying to make a wife for himself.
Zack: Because he's closed-minded. He should assemble xer from body parts of both sexes and let his creation decided xer own gender.Steve: When does she karate fight?
Zack: Xe is fighting the kyriarchy from the moment of xer creation.
Steve: Is that like M. Bison and Shadaloo?
Zack: Yes, exactly.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.