Steve: Never bring a saw-toothed gladius to a fingernail punch fight.
Zack: Somebody email io9, we have a distaff Frankenstein for them to decide is our "New Sci-Fi Addiction!"
Steve: Isn't the babe version of Frankenstein already bride of Frankenstein?
Zack: Uh, no. Bride of Frankenstein is disgusting. Would you call the original film "Husband of Frankenstein?"
Steve: But Dr. Frankenstein was trying to make a wife for himself.
Zack: Because he's closed-minded. He should assemble xer from body parts of both sexes and let his creation decided xer own gender.Steve: When does she karate fight?
Zack: Xe is fighting the kyriarchy from the moment of xer creation.
Steve: Is that like M. Bison and Shadaloo?
Zack: Yes, exactly.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.