Zack: "Come on down to Monk's Scroll Tournament, Tibet. We're the seat of Wizard's Cape County."
Steve: Her torso is a worried frog.
Zack: I'd be worried too if vampire Spock was coming at me with smoke fist.
Steve: They're both sort of oddly dressed for a fighting tournament. Like she is dressed like a mom from 1980 and he's dressed like, I don't know.
Zack: A mom from 1970.
Steve: Man Tibet is not at all like Vertical Limit told me it would be.
Zack: You just ain't been to Druid's Holler or Barbariantown.
Steve: Dude trust me I have been to Barbariantown lots of times.
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.