Zack: "Come on down to Monk's Scroll Tournament, Tibet. We're the seat of Wizard's Cape County."
Steve: Her torso is a worried frog.
Zack: I'd be worried too if vampire Spock was coming at me with smoke fist.
Steve: They're both sort of oddly dressed for a fighting tournament. Like she is dressed like a mom from 1980 and he's dressed like, I don't know.
Zack: A mom from 1970.
Steve: Man Tibet is not at all like Vertical Limit told me it would be.
Zack: You just ain't been to Druid's Holler or Barbariantown.
Steve: Dude trust me I have been to Barbariantown lots of times.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.