Zack: "Come on down to Monk's Scroll Tournament, Tibet. We're the seat of Wizard's Cape County."
Steve: Her torso is a worried frog.
Zack: I'd be worried too if vampire Spock was coming at me with smoke fist.
Steve: They're both sort of oddly dressed for a fighting tournament. Like she is dressed like a mom from 1980 and he's dressed like, I don't know.
Zack: A mom from 1970.
Steve: Man Tibet is not at all like Vertical Limit told me it would be.
Zack: You just ain't been to Druid's Holler or Barbariantown.
Steve: Dude trust me I have been to Barbariantown lots of times.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.