Zack: "Come on down to Monk's Scroll Tournament, Tibet. We're the seat of Wizard's Cape County."
Steve: Her torso is a worried frog.
Zack: I'd be worried too if vampire Spock was coming at me with smoke fist.
Steve: They're both sort of oddly dressed for a fighting tournament. Like she is dressed like a mom from 1980 and he's dressed like, I don't know.
Zack: A mom from 1970.
Steve: Man Tibet is not at all like Vertical Limit told me it would be.
Zack: You just ain't been to Druid's Holler or Barbariantown.
Steve: Dude trust me I have been to Barbariantown lots of times.
Good day. We are Hester and Karl, and we are something rare. We are a couple ... of Stock Photo Lifestylists! Lifestylers? We lead a Stock Photo Lifestyle.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.