Steve: Alright, what's happening with this one?
Steve: Every time I think I've got it figured out I get distracted by the pants.
Zack: There are several optical illusions going on here. I think that guy's fingers will follow me wherever I go in the room.
Steve: Does the guy in the back even have feet?
Zack: It depends on which guy in the back you mean.
Steve: Okay, so explain this one then, hotshot.Zack: Trust-building exercise goes wrong.
Steve: I think the guy with his chin wedged into his boobs was hanging out and then these two guys tried to sneak up on him and so he backwards flipped at them and kicked their chests.
Zack: Another possibility is that he is leaping away from their giant zippers and sexless lower bodies.
Steve: That's not a fair criticism. Would you prefer they have huge crotch bulges?Zack: Uh, yeah, always.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.