Steve: Alright, what's happening with this one?
Steve: Every time I think I've got it figured out I get distracted by the pants.
Zack: There are several optical illusions going on here. I think that guy's fingers will follow me wherever I go in the room.
Steve: Does the guy in the back even have feet?
Zack: It depends on which guy in the back you mean.
Steve: Okay, so explain this one then, hotshot.Zack: Trust-building exercise goes wrong.
Steve: I think the guy with his chin wedged into his boobs was hanging out and then these two guys tried to sneak up on him and so he backwards flipped at them and kicked their chests.
Zack: Another possibility is that he is leaping away from their giant zippers and sexless lower bodies.
Steve: That's not a fair criticism. Would you prefer they have huge crotch bulges?Zack: Uh, yeah, always.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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