Steve: Alright, what's happening with this one?
Steve: Every time I think I've got it figured out I get distracted by the pants.
Zack: There are several optical illusions going on here. I think that guy's fingers will follow me wherever I go in the room.
Steve: Does the guy in the back even have feet?
Zack: It depends on which guy in the back you mean.
Steve: Okay, so explain this one then, hotshot.Zack: Trust-building exercise goes wrong.
Steve: I think the guy with his chin wedged into his boobs was hanging out and then these two guys tried to sneak up on him and so he backwards flipped at them and kicked their chests.
Zack: Another possibility is that he is leaping away from their giant zippers and sexless lower bodies.
Steve: That's not a fair criticism. Would you prefer they have huge crotch bulges?Zack: Uh, yeah, always.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.