Steve: Hey, wait a second, you didn't list busty cat girl as an option.
Zack: Busty cat girl is never an option.
Steve: Are we finally done with these Street Fighter books? They make me feel embarrassed for loving both role playing games and Street Fighter.
Zack: Not quite. There is an adventure and I will one day subject you to it.
Steve: Dude now the gauntlet has been thrown. I am going to download that thing and make you play it.
Zack: Don't think I won't. I am an hour and a White Wolf bubble sheet away from my very own giant fat guy warrior.
Steve: What would his theme be?
Zack: A miserable dad who ate through his lap band and is trying to commit suicide by entering himself into fighting competitions.Steve: M. Bison might just grant his wish...
Zack: See you next time, everybody!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.