Steve: Hey, wait a second, you didn't list busty cat girl as an option.
Zack: Busty cat girl is never an option.
Steve: Are we finally done with these Street Fighter books? They make me feel embarrassed for loving both role playing games and Street Fighter.
Zack: Not quite. There is an adventure and I will one day subject you to it.
Steve: Dude now the gauntlet has been thrown. I am going to download that thing and make you play it.
Zack: Don't think I won't. I am an hour and a White Wolf bubble sheet away from my very own giant fat guy warrior.
Steve: What would his theme be?
Zack: A miserable dad who ate through his lap band and is trying to commit suicide by entering himself into fighting competitions.Steve: M. Bison might just grant his wish...
Zack: See you next time, everybody!
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.