Steve: Hey, wait a second, you didn't list busty cat girl as an option.
Zack: Busty cat girl is never an option.
Steve: Are we finally done with these Street Fighter books? They make me feel embarrassed for loving both role playing games and Street Fighter.
Zack: Not quite. There is an adventure and I will one day subject you to it.
Steve: Dude now the gauntlet has been thrown. I am going to download that thing and make you play it.
Zack: Don't think I won't. I am an hour and a White Wolf bubble sheet away from my very own giant fat guy warrior.
Steve: What would his theme be?
Zack: A miserable dad who ate through his lap band and is trying to commit suicide by entering himself into fighting competitions.Steve: M. Bison might just grant his wish...
Zack: See you next time, everybody!
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