Steve: Well, okay, sure. You're just putting it all out there, aren't you?
Zack: Bikini Area based on the power move Push by Sapphire.
Steve: I hope her weak spot isn't down there because it's going to be hard to miss.
Zack: "AUGH! Kicked in me holes again!"
Steve: She needs to learn some different power moves.
Steve: Like next time just attack with her butt or her front. Pick one. Half as dangerous.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.