Steve: Well, okay, sure. You're just putting it all out there, aren't you?
Zack: Bikini Area based on the power move Push by Sapphire.
Steve: I hope her weak spot isn't down there because it's going to be hard to miss.
Zack: "AUGH! Kicked in me holes again!"
Steve: She needs to learn some different power moves.
Steve: Like next time just attack with her butt or her front. Pick one. Half as dangerous.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.