Steve: Well, okay, sure. You're just putting it all out there, aren't you?

Zack: Bikini Area based on the power move Push by Sapphire.

Steve: I hope her weak spot isn't down there because it's going to be hard to miss.

Zack: "AUGH! Kicked in me holes again!"

Steve: She needs to learn some different power moves.

Steve: Like next time just attack with her butt or her front. Pick one. Half as dangerous.

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