Steve: Well, okay, sure. You're just putting it all out there, aren't you?
Zack: Bikini Area based on the power move Push by Sapphire.
Steve: I hope her weak spot isn't down there because it's going to be hard to miss.
Zack: "AUGH! Kicked in me holes again!"
Steve: She needs to learn some different power moves.
Steve: Like next time just attack with her butt or her front. Pick one. Half as dangerous.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.