Steve: Well, okay, sure. You're just putting it all out there, aren't you?
Zack: Bikini Area based on the power move Push by Sapphire.
Steve: I hope her weak spot isn't down there because it's going to be hard to miss.
Zack: "AUGH! Kicked in me holes again!"
Steve: She needs to learn some different power moves.
Steve: Like next time just attack with her butt or her front. Pick one. Half as dangerous.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.