Steve: Maybe we should have got the guy who can draw feet to draw the foot that is taking up half the picture.

Zack: I thought that was Spider-Man.

Steve: This is another one where I can't comprehend the perspective. I mean that cardboard box they drew on there is helping, but also it's not helping at all. In fact it's making things more confusing.

Zack:I think the guy on top is mostly in the foreground and the other guy is behind him hitting the brick wall, but the guy has a giant foot.

Steve: I'm just more confused.

Zack: Okay, I think I've got it. Are you familiar with a tesseract?

Steve: Is he from Tekken?

Zack: In the sense that we are all from Tekken.

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