Steve: Maybe we should have got the guy who can draw feet to draw the foot that is taking up half the picture.
Zack: I thought that was Spider-Man.
Steve: This is another one where I can't comprehend the perspective. I mean that cardboard box they drew on there is helping, but also it's not helping at all. In fact it's making things more confusing.
Zack:I think the guy on top is mostly in the foreground and the other guy is behind him hitting the brick wall, but the guy has a giant foot.
Steve: I'm just more confused.
Zack: Okay, I think I've got it. Are you familiar with a tesseract?
Steve: Is he from Tekken?
Zack: In the sense that we are all from Tekken.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.