Steve: Maybe we should have got the guy who can draw feet to draw the foot that is taking up half the picture.
Zack: I thought that was Spider-Man.
Steve: This is another one where I can't comprehend the perspective. I mean that cardboard box they drew on there is helping, but also it's not helping at all. In fact it's making things more confusing.
Zack:I think the guy on top is mostly in the foreground and the other guy is behind him hitting the brick wall, but the guy has a giant foot.
Steve: I'm just more confused.
Zack: Okay, I think I've got it. Are you familiar with a tesseract?
Steve: Is he from Tekken?
Zack: In the sense that we are all from Tekken.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.