Steve: Maybe we should have got the guy who can draw feet to draw the foot that is taking up half the picture.
Zack: I thought that was Spider-Man.
Steve: This is another one where I can't comprehend the perspective. I mean that cardboard box they drew on there is helping, but also it's not helping at all. In fact it's making things more confusing.
Zack:I think the guy on top is mostly in the foreground and the other guy is behind him hitting the brick wall, but the guy has a giant foot.
Steve: I'm just more confused.
Zack: Okay, I think I've got it. Are you familiar with a tesseract?
Steve: Is he from Tekken?
Zack: In the sense that we are all from Tekken.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.