Steve: I'm guessing this guy constantly slides on his knees while wailing on a guitar.
Zack: Tonight only: Nick Fontana and The Too Many Shirts.
Zack: Cover charge is a shirt or vest.
Steve: I'm guessing they play like classic heavy metal music, but to try to stay cool they added in some dupstep crap and drops everywhere.
Zack: Ah, the old Muse technique. Nah. I'm thinking more of an alt country band with a teenage goth girl as a singer and every song includes birds as metaphors for her virginity.Steve: Alright. I got it. Skater hip-hop and all of their songs are about video games.
Zack: Wyld Stallyns joke band that formed for a Youtube video and ended up getting ten million views for their air-guitar cover of Thunderstruck.
Steve: It's really a cry for help, dude. Whatever his band is, Nick Fontana desperately needs more shirts.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.