Zack: A lot of these covers look like terrible dancing at a Halloween party.
Steve: Uh, no, maybe like the sweetest Halloween party in history. The kind with sexy lobster babes and fish men throwing nets around.Zack: Troglodyte party? Sounds great, Steve. "Wooooo, parrttyy!" *throws net at tray of jello shots knocking them everywhere, smashes lamp with trident* "Let's get wasted!"
Steve: Your mistake is thinking Kuo-Toa are Troglodytes. Kuo-Toa handle their booze.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.