Zack: A lot of these covers look like terrible dancing at a Halloween party.
Steve: Uh, no, maybe like the sweetest Halloween party in history. The kind with sexy lobster babes and fish men throwing nets around.Zack: Troglodyte party? Sounds great, Steve. "Wooooo, parrttyy!" *throws net at tray of jello shots knocking them everywhere, smashes lamp with trident* "Let's get wasted!"
Steve: Your mistake is thinking Kuo-Toa are Troglodytes. Kuo-Toa handle their booze.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.