Zack: A lot of these covers look like terrible dancing at a Halloween party.

Steve: Uh, no, maybe like the sweetest Halloween party in history. The kind with sexy lobster babes and fish men throwing nets around.

Zack: Troglodyte party? Sounds great, Steve. "Wooooo, parrttyy!" *throws net at tray of jello shots knocking them everywhere, smashes lamp with trident* "Let's get wasted!"

Steve: Your mistake is thinking Kuo-Toa are Troglodytes. Kuo-Toa handle their booze.

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