Zack: "Please, no, do not give me life. These arms...too small too reach anything...why do this to me? What sort of monster are you?"
Steve: He looks none too happy about being animated.
Zack: Is he attacking her? Maybe her hubris is backfiring and the angry wall is out for revenge.
Steve: He has a Frankenstein life ahead of him either way. Nobody in the village will accept a wall that walks around and has arms.
Zack: He hangs around buildings trying to look like he's helping hold up the roof, but people know. They all know.
Steve: He bottles up all his emotions until he attacks.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.