Zack: "Please, no, do not give me life. These arms...too small too reach anything...why do this to me? What sort of monster are you?"

Steve: He looks none too happy about being animated.

Zack: Is he attacking her? Maybe her hubris is backfiring and the angry wall is out for revenge.

Steve: He has a Frankenstein life ahead of him either way. Nobody in the village will accept a wall that walks around and has arms.

Zack: He hangs around buildings trying to look like he's helping hold up the roof, but people know. They all know.

Steve: He bottles up all his emotions until he attacks.

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