Zack: "Please, no, do not give me life. These arms...too small too reach anything...why do this to me? What sort of monster are you?"
Steve: He looks none too happy about being animated.
Zack: Is he attacking her? Maybe her hubris is backfiring and the angry wall is out for revenge.
Steve: He has a Frankenstein life ahead of him either way. Nobody in the village will accept a wall that walks around and has arms.
Zack: He hangs around buildings trying to look like he's helping hold up the roof, but people know. They all know.
Steve: He bottles up all his emotions until he attacks.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.