Zack: "Please, no, do not give me life. These arms...too small too reach anything...why do this to me? What sort of monster are you?"
Steve: He looks none too happy about being animated.
Zack: Is he attacking her? Maybe her hubris is backfiring and the angry wall is out for revenge.
Steve: He has a Frankenstein life ahead of him either way. Nobody in the village will accept a wall that walks around and has arms.
Zack: He hangs around buildings trying to look like he's helping hold up the roof, but people know. They all know.
Steve: He bottles up all his emotions until he attacks.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.