Steve: Has anybody seen my goblin? I know I left him around here somewhere.
Zack: Him name is Hopkin invisible goblin.
Steve: Whoa did you find that meme buried next to some trilobites there old man?
Zack: Yeah, the "where is my goblin?" joke was really killing them.
Steve: Because he's invisible, so they would put him down and then forget where they put him.
Zack: Maybe you could diagram it so I know for sure what you mean.
Steve: Whenever you hear that question what super power would you want I always think invisibility for like a second, but then I realize that I like seeing my hands and it would be pretty hard to do stuff like my a picture frame with my hands or make a cat's cradle with some string if my hands are invisible.
Zack: I would like to have the power to fly so that I can fly to a cliff and then jump off the cliff and die.
Steve: You're a very dark person.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.