Zack: Final episode. Picard is raking grapes in France. He's really let himself go with the forked goatee and bee suit. Riker hardly recognizes him, but then again Riker has put away a ladder of Bajoran blow and he's sea level in his F-18 shooting lightning from his fingertips.
Steve: I prefer the final episode of Enterprise where the whole episode takes place within a Next Generation episode where Riker is replaying everything on the holodeck to learn about himself.
Zack: Sadly, I saw that. Everyone hated it but it was the only Enterprise episode with Riker so that means it's easily the best. The man has Adonis DNA.
Steve: Can I be honest?
Zack: This is a non-judgmental environment.
Steve: I never actually liked Star Trek the Next Generation.
Zack: You horrid little turd I hope you die.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.