Zack: Final episode. Picard is raking grapes in France. He's really let himself go with the forked goatee and bee suit. Riker hardly recognizes him, but then again Riker has put away a ladder of Bajoran blow and he's sea level in his F-18 shooting lightning from his fingertips.
Steve: I prefer the final episode of Enterprise where the whole episode takes place within a Next Generation episode where Riker is replaying everything on the holodeck to learn about himself.
Zack: Sadly, I saw that. Everyone hated it but it was the only Enterprise episode with Riker so that means it's easily the best. The man has Adonis DNA.
Steve: Can I be honest?
Zack: This is a non-judgmental environment.
Steve: I never actually liked Star Trek the Next Generation.
Zack: You horrid little turd I hope you die.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.