Steve: Cluster headaches are the worst.
Zack: This dude is one leather biker hat away from being in the Village People.
Steve: Aren't we all though, really?
Zack: At least everyone Douglas Schuler painted in the Alpha edition of Magic. Lots of musclebound, shirtless men with laser-precise facial hair.
Steve: Yeah, you're actually right. They all look like Tim & Eric characters on steroids.
Zack: Tap 2 mana....for your health!
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.