Steve: Cluster headaches are the worst.
Zack: This dude is one leather biker hat away from being in the Village People.
Steve: Aren't we all though, really?
Zack: At least everyone Douglas Schuler painted in the Alpha edition of Magic. Lots of musclebound, shirtless men with laser-precise facial hair.
Steve: Yeah, you're actually right. They all look like Tim & Eric characters on steroids.
Zack: Tap 2 mana....for your health!
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.