Steve: Cluster headaches are the worst.
Zack: This dude is one leather biker hat away from being in the Village People.
Steve: Aren't we all though, really?
Zack: At least everyone Douglas Schuler painted in the Alpha edition of Magic. Lots of musclebound, shirtless men with laser-precise facial hair.
Steve: Yeah, you're actually right. They all look like Tim & Eric characters on steroids.
Zack: Tap 2 mana....for your health!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.