Steve: Cluster headaches are the worst.
Zack: This dude is one leather biker hat away from being in the Village People.
Steve: Aren't we all though, really?
Zack: At least everyone Douglas Schuler painted in the Alpha edition of Magic. Lots of musclebound, shirtless men with laser-precise facial hair.
Steve: Yeah, you're actually right. They all look like Tim & Eric characters on steroids.
Zack: Tap 2 mana....for your health!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.