Steve: Cluster headaches are the worst.

Zack: This dude is one leather biker hat away from being in the Village People.

Steve: Aren't we all though, really?

Zack: At least everyone Douglas Schuler painted in the Alpha edition of Magic. Lots of musclebound, shirtless men with laser-precise facial hair.

Steve: Yeah, you're actually right. They all look like Tim & Eric characters on steroids.

Zack: Tap 2 mana....for your health!

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