Steve: Cluster headaches are the worst.
Zack: This dude is one leather biker hat away from being in the Village People.
Steve: Aren't we all though, really?
Zack: At least everyone Douglas Schuler painted in the Alpha edition of Magic. Lots of musclebound, shirtless men with laser-precise facial hair.
Steve: Yeah, you're actually right. They all look like Tim & Eric characters on steroids.
Zack: Tap 2 mana....for your health!
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.