Steve: I remember this pumpkin.

Zack: The ultimate card for quarters aficionados.

Steve: It's super rare, but it would be another one that would be sweet as heck to fill your deck with. Like a half chaos orb deck. That would make people angry.

Zack: It seems like all of your favorite cards are intended to make people angry.

Steve: I just want everyone to enjoy a fun experience and have fun playing games with their friends that I win using trick cards.

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