Steve: I remember this pumpkin.
Zack: The ultimate card for quarters aficionados.
Steve: It's super rare, but it would be another one that would be sweet as heck to fill your deck with. Like a half chaos orb deck. That would make people angry.
Zack: It seems like all of your favorite cards are intended to make people angry.
Steve: I just want everyone to enjoy a fun experience and have fun playing games with their friends that I win using trick cards.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.