Steve: I remember this pumpkin.
Zack: The ultimate card for quarters aficionados.
Steve: It's super rare, but it would be another one that would be sweet as heck to fill your deck with. Like a half chaos orb deck. That would make people angry.
Zack: It seems like all of your favorite cards are intended to make people angry.
Steve: I just want everyone to enjoy a fun experience and have fun playing games with their friends that I win using trick cards.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.