Steve: I remember this pumpkin.
Zack: The ultimate card for quarters aficionados.
Steve: It's super rare, but it would be another one that would be sweet as heck to fill your deck with. Like a half chaos orb deck. That would make people angry.
Zack: It seems like all of your favorite cards are intended to make people angry.
Steve: I just want everyone to enjoy a fun experience and have fun playing games with their friends that I win using trick cards.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.