Steve: I remember this pumpkin.
Zack: The ultimate card for quarters aficionados.
Steve: It's super rare, but it would be another one that would be sweet as heck to fill your deck with. Like a half chaos orb deck. That would make people angry.
Zack: It seems like all of your favorite cards are intended to make people angry.
Steve: I just want everyone to enjoy a fun experience and have fun playing games with their friends that I win using trick cards.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.