Steve: I remember this pumpkin.
Zack: The ultimate card for quarters aficionados.
Steve: It's super rare, but it would be another one that would be sweet as heck to fill your deck with. Like a half chaos orb deck. That would make people angry.
Zack: It seems like all of your favorite cards are intended to make people angry.
Steve: I just want everyone to enjoy a fun experience and have fun playing games with their friends that I win using trick cards.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.