Zack: Love that they included weird meta-gaming cards in the original series.
Steve: All cards like this were banned from tournaments almost right away.
Zack: So you just use it when you're playing with your friends to make them angry and never want to play with you again? Actually, that's a good idea, because you're going to be playing Magic in a hobby shop next to a bunch of kids playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon while their mom sits in the corner on a folding chair and reads The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. And no, she won't have sex with you, because she's married, has a nice house, and she just watched you get in a red-faced yelling match over when you can play a sorcery card. Also you're spilling out of an anime t-shirt and you smell like a gas station egg salad sandwich.
Steve: Way to stereotype your own people, hater.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.