Steve: There's no doubt who is in charge of Rifts.
Zack: Yeah, you told me right before we started what the guys name is and it made me laugh. What was it?
Steve: Dude that is Emperor Karl Prosek.
Zack: More like Karl Prosek, junior account executive at the company that makes bearings for robot skull dogs.
Steve: Don't get hung up on the name, dude. Look at him that is a boss right there. He is commanding.
Zack: Yeah, sitting on a toilet wearing a Spaceballs helmet with Terminanas out of Pajamas.
Zack: And why does the emperor of anything have knee pads?? He's literally the last person who should kneel ever.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.