Steve: There's no doubt who is in charge of Rifts.
Zack: Yeah, you told me right before we started what the guys name is and it made me laugh. What was it?
Steve: Dude that is Emperor Karl Prosek.
Zack: More like Karl Prosek, junior account executive at the company that makes bearings for robot skull dogs.
Steve: Don't get hung up on the name, dude. Look at him that is a boss right there. He is commanding.
Zack: Yeah, sitting on a toilet wearing a Spaceballs helmet with Terminanas out of Pajamas.
Zack: And why does the emperor of anything have knee pads?? He's literally the last person who should kneel ever.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.