Steve: There's no doubt who is in charge of Rifts.
Zack: Yeah, you told me right before we started what the guys name is and it made me laugh. What was it?
Steve: Dude that is Emperor Karl Prosek.
Zack: More like Karl Prosek, junior account executive at the company that makes bearings for robot skull dogs.
Steve: Don't get hung up on the name, dude. Look at him that is a boss right there. He is commanding.
Zack: Yeah, sitting on a toilet wearing a Spaceballs helmet with Terminanas out of Pajamas.
Zack: And why does the emperor of anything have knee pads?? He's literally the last person who should kneel ever.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.