Steve: There's no doubt who is in charge of Rifts.

Zack: Yeah, you told me right before we started what the guys name is and it made me laugh. What was it?

Steve: Dude that is Emperor Karl Prosek.

Zack: More like Karl Prosek, junior account executive at the company that makes bearings for robot skull dogs.

Steve: Don't get hung up on the name, dude. Look at him that is a boss right there. He is commanding.

Zack: Yeah, sitting on a toilet wearing a Spaceballs helmet with Terminanas out of Pajamas.

Zack: And why does the emperor of anything have knee pads?? He's literally the last person who should kneel ever.

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