Zack: Oy, Steve! I don't even know what to say with this one.
Steve: It's a sexy babe with attitude and obviously she has mega damage capacity and these punks are shooting her with SDC weapons.
Zack: Be honest: how many times have you had the dream where you shoot machine guns at a woman's breasts?
Steve: No more than four times.
Steve: But usually they don't bounce off they go into her boobs and she moans and then her boobs get bigger and bigger the more I shoot my gun into them.
Zack: Did you start having these dreams after you saw this cover?
Steve: No, but after I saw the cover the woman was Anjelica Huston.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.