Steve: This is a good one because even though it doesn't have a lot of action it has a lot of implied action plus sex appeal.
Zack: I like this one. There aren't enough depictions of cybernetic Latinos.Steve: You can tell there was some sort of gun fight going on and in then this hot vampire babe zooms in and totally chows down on this dude and he is under her hypnotic command.
Zack: He was a fool to use a gun. The only thing that stops an evil vampire babe is another evil vampire babe.
Steve: Squirt guns work in Rifts.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.