Steve: This is a good one because even though it doesn't have a lot of action it has a lot of implied action plus sex appeal.
Zack: I like this one. There aren't enough depictions of cybernetic Latinos.Steve: You can tell there was some sort of gun fight going on and in then this hot vampire babe zooms in and totally chows down on this dude and he is under her hypnotic command.
Zack: He was a fool to use a gun. The only thing that stops an evil vampire babe is another evil vampire babe.
Steve: Squirt guns work in Rifts.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.