Steve: This is a good one because even though it doesn't have a lot of action it has a lot of implied action plus sex appeal.
Zack: I like this one. There aren't enough depictions of cybernetic Latinos.Steve: You can tell there was some sort of gun fight going on and in then this hot vampire babe zooms in and totally chows down on this dude and he is under her hypnotic command.
Zack: He was a fool to use a gun. The only thing that stops an evil vampire babe is another evil vampire babe.
Steve: Squirt guns work in Rifts.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.