Zack: I don't...I...well, gosh.
Steve: I feel like I should be arrested right now. Just for reading that. I want to be in jail.
Zack: Now, come on, there's nothing explicitly sexual about a 13-year-old girl trading bodies with a "beautiful Spanish Ninja."
Steve: He traded bodies with a 13-year-old girl.
Zack: These things happen in the life of a Spanish Ninja.
Steve: I mean, I might expect this sort of thing from a Guilty Gear, but it's just making me mad when I think about this dude being a Street Fighter character.
Zack: WWGD? What Would Guile Do?
Steve: I don't know, bro. I don't know.
Steve: Stand motionless and let Chun Li kick him just so he can feel alive.
Zack: If you start to get too mad about this guy/girl just remember one thing: Skullomania.
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.