Zack: I don't...I...well, gosh.
Steve: I feel like I should be arrested right now. Just for reading that. I want to be in jail.
Zack: Now, come on, there's nothing explicitly sexual about a 13-year-old girl trading bodies with a "beautiful Spanish Ninja."
Steve: He traded bodies with a 13-year-old girl.
Zack: These things happen in the life of a Spanish Ninja.
Steve: I mean, I might expect this sort of thing from a Guilty Gear, but it's just making me mad when I think about this dude being a Street Fighter character.
Zack: WWGD? What Would Guile Do?
Steve: I don't know, bro. I don't know.
Steve: Stand motionless and let Chun Li kick him just so he can feel alive.
Zack: If you start to get too mad about this guy/girl just remember one thing: Skullomania.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.