Zack: I don't...I...well, gosh.
Steve: I feel like I should be arrested right now. Just for reading that. I want to be in jail.
Zack: Now, come on, there's nothing explicitly sexual about a 13-year-old girl trading bodies with a "beautiful Spanish Ninja."
Steve: He traded bodies with a 13-year-old girl.
Zack: These things happen in the life of a Spanish Ninja.
Steve: I mean, I might expect this sort of thing from a Guilty Gear, but it's just making me mad when I think about this dude being a Street Fighter character.
Zack: WWGD? What Would Guile Do?
Steve: I don't know, bro. I don't know.
Steve: Stand motionless and let Chun Li kick him just so he can feel alive.
Zack: If you start to get too mad about this guy/girl just remember one thing: Skullomania.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.