Steve: This is probably the worst name for a character ever. Is there some place we can check?
Zack: if you watch those old 1930s science fiction serials this is how they thought future people would dress.
Steve: I think there were about two years in the 1980s where women were dressing like this. Somewhere between the leg warmers and the shoulder pads.
Zack: Mismatched Renaissance Pirate, the fall collection.
Steve: But he's cool because he's mysterious.
Zack: Until you find out the reason he whispers all the time and never looks anyone in the eye is because he has Asperger's.Steve: Did I tell you Jamie has Asperger's now?
Zack: No, you didn't. Did he contract it from the Internet?
Steve: I'm afraid so. He browsed the wrong Wikipedia page and that's it. Curtains for him.
Zack: Fortunately he can turn those curtains into a shirt and pants and karate fight people.
Steve: [Inaudible whisper]
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.