Steve: This is probably the worst name for a character ever. Is there some place we can check?
Zack: if you watch those old 1930s science fiction serials this is how they thought future people would dress.
Steve: I think there were about two years in the 1980s where women were dressing like this. Somewhere between the leg warmers and the shoulder pads.
Zack: Mismatched Renaissance Pirate, the fall collection.
Steve: But he's cool because he's mysterious.
Zack: Until you find out the reason he whispers all the time and never looks anyone in the eye is because he has Asperger's.Steve: Did I tell you Jamie has Asperger's now?
Zack: No, you didn't. Did he contract it from the Internet?
Steve: I'm afraid so. He browsed the wrong Wikipedia page and that's it. Curtains for him.
Zack: Fortunately he can turn those curtains into a shirt and pants and karate fight people.
Steve: [Inaudible whisper]
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.