Steve: Sure, go ahead and beat this female British commando into a bloody pulp, giant Russian bear-fighter. I'm more worried about the pushers trying to sell their "mary jane" on the mean streets.
Zack: Now that In Treatment is canceled I sure hope Gabriel Byrne doesn't have to return to his career as a street fighting woman cop.
Steve: Her feet are longer than her forearms.
Zack: I bet she's a good swimmer. And also good at whatever you can do if your thigh is the size of a garbage can.
Steve: Not honest police work.
Zack: I'm sure she'll be clapping or jumping up and down rapidly after every fight.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.