Steve: Sure, go ahead and beat this female British commando into a bloody pulp, giant Russian bear-fighter. I'm more worried about the pushers trying to sell their "mary jane" on the mean streets.
Zack: Now that In Treatment is canceled I sure hope Gabriel Byrne doesn't have to return to his career as a street fighting woman cop.
Steve: Her feet are longer than her forearms.
Zack: I bet she's a good swimmer. And also good at whatever you can do if your thigh is the size of a garbage can.
Steve: Not honest police work.
Zack: I'm sure she'll be clapping or jumping up and down rapidly after every fight.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.