Steve: Hell yeah, now we're talking. Let's get some curves in here!
Zack: Project GX-9 will produce the perfect super soldier incorporating all of the qualities of the world's deadliest fighters: speed, stamina, strength, and double F cup hooters.
Steve: You've got to admit, it was a pretty smart move making her legs twice as long as her body and head combined.
Zack: She looks like that walker from Return of the Jedi dressed up in drag.
Steve: Are you referring to the AT-ST?
Zack: [Inaudible whisper]
Steve: Hm, I have two Wikipedia pages you need to see.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.