Steve: Hell yeah, now we're talking. Let's get some curves in here!
Zack: Project GX-9 will produce the perfect super soldier incorporating all of the qualities of the world's deadliest fighters: speed, stamina, strength, and double F cup hooters.
Steve: You've got to admit, it was a pretty smart move making her legs twice as long as her body and head combined.
Zack: She looks like that walker from Return of the Jedi dressed up in drag.
Steve: Are you referring to the AT-ST?
Zack: [Inaudible whisper]
Steve: Hm, I have two Wikipedia pages you need to see.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.