Steve: Hell yeah, now we're talking. Let's get some curves in here!
Zack: Project GX-9 will produce the perfect super soldier incorporating all of the qualities of the world's deadliest fighters: speed, stamina, strength, and double F cup hooters.
Steve: You've got to admit, it was a pretty smart move making her legs twice as long as her body and head combined.
Zack: She looks like that walker from Return of the Jedi dressed up in drag.
Steve: Are you referring to the AT-ST?
Zack: [Inaudible whisper]
Steve: Hm, I have two Wikipedia pages you need to see.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.