Steve: Hell yeah, now we're talking. Let's get some curves in here!

Zack: Project GX-9 will produce the perfect super soldier incorporating all of the qualities of the world's deadliest fighters: speed, stamina, strength, and double F cup hooters.

Steve: You've got to admit, it was a pretty smart move making her legs twice as long as her body and head combined.

Zack: She looks like that walker from Return of the Jedi dressed up in drag.

Steve: Are you referring to the AT-ST?

Zack: [Inaudible whisper]

Steve: Hm, I have two Wikipedia pages you need to see.


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