Steve: Hell yeah, now we're talking. Let's get some curves in here!
Zack: Project GX-9 will produce the perfect super soldier incorporating all of the qualities of the world's deadliest fighters: speed, stamina, strength, and double F cup hooters.
Steve: You've got to admit, it was a pretty smart move making her legs twice as long as her body and head combined.
Zack: She looks like that walker from Return of the Jedi dressed up in drag.
Steve: Are you referring to the AT-ST?
Zack: [Inaudible whisper]
Steve: Hm, I have two Wikipedia pages you need to see.
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
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My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.