Steve: Yeah, that seems about right for high lord of the earth.
Zack: If anything I was thinking even greasier muscles and an even bigger mustache. Like maybe just a mustache with muscles. Is that possible?
Steve: With enough anabolic steroids anything is possible.Zack: Like the miracle of childbirth.
Steve: From a bicep.Zack: Bad bicep baby. Born with a full handlebar.
Steve: He came out of the bicepwomb with full tribal tats on his arms.
Zack: High Lord of Earth? *arrow explodes helicopter* Yes, please.
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.