Steve: Yeah, that seems about right for high lord of the earth.
Zack: If anything I was thinking even greasier muscles and an even bigger mustache. Like maybe just a mustache with muscles. Is that possible?
Steve: With enough anabolic steroids anything is possible.Zack: Like the miracle of childbirth.
Steve: From a bicep.Zack: Bad bicep baby. Born with a full handlebar.
Steve: He came out of the bicepwomb with full tribal tats on his arms.
Zack: High Lord of Earth? *arrow explodes helicopter* Yes, please.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.