Steve: Yeah, that seems about right for high lord of the earth.

Zack: If anything I was thinking even greasier muscles and an even bigger mustache. Like maybe just a mustache with muscles. Is that possible?

Steve: With enough anabolic steroids anything is possible.

Zack: Like the miracle of childbirth.

Steve: From a bicep.

Zack: Bad bicep baby. Born with a full handlebar.

Steve: He came out of the bicepwomb with full tribal tats on his arms.

Zack: High Lord of Earth? *arrow explodes helicopter* Yes, please.

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