The Egyptian Mythos was a fairly average example of the way mythology was handled in Deities & Demigods.
Zack: Poor can't-be-surprised Bast always has to meow with fake shock when Ra pops up from behind the Canopic jars.
Steve: Sure, go ahead and ignore the 36 double d gorillas in the room.
Zack: Oh, are those tits? I thought they were the eyes.
Steve: Of course they are boobs. Half the goddesses in this book have their tits out. This was back in the day when TSR wasn't afraid to put tits on everything.
Zack: Before Tom Hanks came along and ruined it all by getting lost in a maze.
Steve: I must have pounded a good thirty out to the hooters in this book.
Zack: Oh no, Steve. No, don't say that.
Steve: What? Like you didn't.
Zack: I would never stoop to that level. I strangulated myself with a belt while watching G.I. Joe, thank you very much.
Steve: D6 per round after the first.
Zack: I'd say I'm at least four hit dice then. But we're getting off topic. Have you ever used Bast in an adventure?
Steve: Like I said, about 30 times.Zack: At least she wasn't surprised by your behavior.
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