The Egyptian Mythos was a fairly average example of the way mythology was handled in Deities & Demigods.
Zack: Poor can't-be-surprised Bast always has to meow with fake shock when Ra pops up from behind the Canopic jars.
Steve: Sure, go ahead and ignore the 36 double d gorillas in the room.
Zack: Oh, are those tits? I thought they were the eyes.
Steve: Of course they are boobs. Half the goddesses in this book have their tits out. This was back in the day when TSR wasn't afraid to put tits on everything.
Zack: Before Tom Hanks came along and ruined it all by getting lost in a maze.
Steve: I must have pounded a good thirty out to the hooters in this book.
Zack: Oh no, Steve. No, don't say that.
Steve: What? Like you didn't.
Zack: I would never stoop to that level. I strangulated myself with a belt while watching G.I. Joe, thank you very much.
Steve: D6 per round after the first.
Zack: I'd say I'm at least four hit dice then. But we're getting off topic. Have you ever used Bast in an adventure?
Steve: Like I said, about 30 times.Zack: At least she wasn't surprised by your behavior.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.