Zack: "Honey, how many points did you spend on business related wargear?"
Steve: That battle force looks pretty stoppable.
Zack: I know I already made the joke, but I think they really did use a stock photo of someone doing their taxes. It even looks like they Photoshopped the 40K figures onto the table.
Steve: Ugh, I hate army list season!
Zack: I have to do all this damn paperwork just to find out how many points I have the HONOR of paying for these krak grenades! The other player should just send me a bill!
Steve: I didn't even vote for a Seize Ground scenario, why do I have to spend MY points on bike squads?
Zack: Show me where in the Constitution it says I can only have one Force Commander! Show me! You can't! All point costs are theft!
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.