Zack: "Honey, how many points did you spend on business related wargear?"
Steve: That battle force looks pretty stoppable.
Zack: I know I already made the joke, but I think they really did use a stock photo of someone doing their taxes. It even looks like they Photoshopped the 40K figures onto the table.
Steve: Ugh, I hate army list season!
Zack: I have to do all this damn paperwork just to find out how many points I have the HONOR of paying for these krak grenades! The other player should just send me a bill!
Steve: I didn't even vote for a Seize Ground scenario, why do I have to spend MY points on bike squads?
Zack: Show me where in the Constitution it says I can only have one Force Commander! Show me! You can't! All point costs are theft!
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The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.