Zack: "Honey, how many points did you spend on business related wargear?"
Steve: That battle force looks pretty stoppable.
Zack: I know I already made the joke, but I think they really did use a stock photo of someone doing their taxes. It even looks like they Photoshopped the 40K figures onto the table.
Steve: Ugh, I hate army list season!
Zack: I have to do all this damn paperwork just to find out how many points I have the HONOR of paying for these krak grenades! The other player should just send me a bill!
Steve: I didn't even vote for a Seize Ground scenario, why do I have to spend MY points on bike squads?
Zack: Show me where in the Constitution it says I can only have one Force Commander! Show me! You can't! All point costs are theft!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.