Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.
Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.
Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?
Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.
Steve: Five thousand dollars?
Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.
Steve: Seven thousand.
Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.