Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.
Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.
Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?
Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.
Steve: Five thousand dollars?
Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.
Steve: Seven thousand.
Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.
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The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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