Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.
Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.
Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?
Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.
Steve: Five thousand dollars?
Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.
Steve: Seven thousand.
Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.