Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.
Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.
Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?
Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.
Steve: Five thousand dollars?
Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.
Steve: Seven thousand.
Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.