Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.

Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.

Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?

Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.

Steve: Five thousand dollars?

Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.

Steve: Seven thousand.

Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.

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