Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.
Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.
Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?
Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.
Steve: Five thousand dollars?
Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.
Steve: Seven thousand.
Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.