From: Lynn M. Pazzani
Subject: what's wrong with you?

I was just wondering if you realize how many people surf the web and come upon sites like something awful? Perhaps you don't know that homosexuals use the web as well as heterosexuals? Your exsessive use of the derogetory term "fagot" is just not acceptable. I just thought you should know. Have a nice day.

OH MAAM, i apologize for useing words that may hurts yuor feelings vary much. yuo make me cry I am a vary bad man and I will stop useing these words right now so I dont hurts yuor feelings of teh "VERY SENSITIVE LADIES CLUB WHO ENJOYS BARBRA STRISAND'S REMARKABLE SINGING TALENT". i will stop now ma'am, SO SORREY and futharmore

PLEAS JUMP UP MY BUTT

TALKING CLIFFY BLEZZSINKSI SAYS:

"DAHH, YES, MY PEOPLE USE THE INTARNET JUST AS MUCH AS HETROSEXUALS DO"


From: Haunted
Subject: (no subject)

Hallo Jeff,

Can you please express your opinion about Soldier of Fortune ? It has no cyclops or ninjas, but it hasn't Nali healing fruits/pools either - so exactly what we want ! Furthermore, you can interview Kenn Hoekstra from Raven, he is a nice guy, I hope he will be more friendly to you than CliffyB.

PS. What is your favourite Pokemon ?

WELL, soldiar of fortune si a vary good game. yuo makes a vary valid points about no cyclopes or ninjas, but ther are bad russiens yuo are suipposed to shoots liek in Red Dawn (vary good movie). i think they stole teh guns from "Countarstrike" though, but they used a real soldiar to write the game, his name was Leutennant Kernal Grossman and he doesnt likes video game violance so Kenn Hoekstra (who is from Norway) saaids, "OKEY KERNAL GROSSMAN, WHAT GAME WOULD YUO LIEK US TOO MAKE SO WE DO NOT CAUSE CHILDRENS TOO BECOME VIOLANT KILLING MACHINES SIR?" and Grossman saids "I WANT A UNICORN AND CLOWNS AND MAEYBE RAINBOWS TOO AND A ROBOT WHO SHOTS CANDY OUT OF HIS EARS" and Kenn Hookstra says "GROSSMAN, YUOR FIRED" and Gorssman cried and cried and NBC got him crying on TV so now Grossmen works as a profesional testical toucher.

MY favorite Pokemon is METAPOD, of course!!!

TALKING CLIFFY BLEZZSINKSI SAYS:

"GAMES DONT KILL PEOPLES, CAMPING FAGOTS WITH TEH REDEEMER NUCLEUR MISSLE GUN KILLS PEOPLE. BETTAR HAVE A PRITTY SHIELD BELT TO WEAR OR YUO DIES and maeybe I use teh snot gun too"

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