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|The status of Doug has been changed from ACTIVE to DECEASED.|
|Name: Merit, Douglas (DECEASED)|
Join Date: 11-4-03
Primary Role: Vanguard Trooper
Secondary Role: Loitering, guarding.
Specialties: Fully certified on the A-34 assault gun, Todt Cryo Laser (Mk III and later), and Assad Toxin Grenades.
Availability: On Hire (hire)
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|Circumstance of Contract Liquidation:|
Doug was shot seven times by a T.E.A.M. strike force while guarding the filling facility. He managed to escape into the gas bunker, but a T.E.A.M. white ninja was able to sneak in through a ventilation duct and administer a fatal nunchucking to Doug. His heroic sacrifice in the name of Adverse Interests bought us time to deploy the airborne command center and move (more)
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