4. Keep Your Socks Together In Balls
If you're like me and you're always missing a sock, here's a quick tip you can learn in just a few minutes of practice. 1) Get two socks. 2) Put one sock in the other sock. 3) Sort of pull the other one up on the first one until they're almost a ball. 4) You'll never mess up your socks. 5) Whenever you need a sock, there are two socks. It's not fancy, but it works. Trust me. Big time saver.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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