4. Keep Your Socks Together In Balls
If you're like me and you're always missing a sock, here's a quick tip you can learn in just a few minutes of practice. 1) Get two socks. 2) Put one sock in the other sock. 3) Sort of pull the other one up on the first one until they're almost a ball. 4) You'll never mess up your socks. 5) Whenever you need a sock, there are two socks. It's not fancy, but it works. Trust me. Big time saver.
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"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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