3. Rent Older Movies On Redbox
The key thing to remember here is that every new movie eventually becomes an older movie. There are some really good older movies in Redbox like Smokin' Aces 2: Assassin's Ball and Get Him to the Greek. I recommend both of those titles. A guaranteed night of entertainment for you and your friends or family. Make a DiGiorno it's just like a real pizza you would order but it doesn't cost as much, saving you big time money if you eat pizza every day.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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