5. Redbox Also Has Video Games
If you're a big time gamer, Redbox can save you a lot of money and you can just rent a game instead of buying it. Check out Angry Birds Trilogy on Wii. All three parts, finally together to get the whole story at once, available for a couple bucks on Redbox. Probably at Walmart or maybe a CVS. Don't know what you have in your town. The cool thing is the Wii games are all always available. It's like nobody ever thinks to check them out for some reason.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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