5. Redbox Also Has Video Games
If you're a big time gamer, Redbox can save you a lot of money and you can just rent a game instead of buying it. Check out Angry Birds Trilogy on Wii. All three parts, finally together to get the whole story at once, available for a couple bucks on Redbox. Probably at Walmart or maybe a CVS. Don't know what you have in your town. The cool thing is the Wii games are all always available. It's like nobody ever thinks to check them out for some reason.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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