5. Redbox Also Has Video Games
If you're a big time gamer, Redbox can save you a lot of money and you can just rent a game instead of buying it. Check out Angry Birds Trilogy on Wii. All three parts, finally together to get the whole story at once, available for a couple bucks on Redbox. Probably at Walmart or maybe a CVS. Don't know what you have in your town. The cool thing is the Wii games are all always available. It's like nobody ever thinks to check them out for some reason.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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