Men going mad over those big ones. Look at how big and huge they are. At least FF tits. Mad and crazy men want tear those terrific treats straight off of her and kick them into the corner and just fucking look at them. All bruised up and bloody. Just rampage on them. Agh. Guys everywhere have got to do that thing to her and the mountains of Don Draper redhead sex piles. Sterling Coop-her straight into the garbage barrel and kick that all the way down the stairs. All flights. Tear open her skull and penor sex her brain holes. Sex violence! Horror sex in her randy andy (butthole).
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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