Men going mad over those big ones. Look at how big and huge they are. At least FF tits. Mad and crazy men want tear those terrific treats straight off of her and kick them into the corner and just fucking look at them. All bruised up and bloody. Just rampage on them. Agh. Guys everywhere have got to do that thing to her and the mountains of Don Draper redhead sex piles. Sterling Coop-her straight into the garbage barrel and kick that all the way down the stairs. All flights. Tear open her skull and penor sex her brain holes. Sex violence! Horror sex in her randy andy (butthole).
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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