AAAAAhhhh! Woody allen movie thing got tits out everywhere in just partially visible in bill murray movie. Scarlet letter is DOUBLE D. Jo-hands-on them tits when we get all aorund her in a circle chanting sex names at her to warn her of the sex things we do to her her-holes. Take off clothes with stick and throw them in a church and burn the church 2. Then throw knife all around her in outline shape so she cant move then get our wieners all hard and in a line and all run at her at once and go into her different holes and grab her boobs and throw them all around until we are all done. YES!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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