Livestock: moof we need to generate some g's and start a bidniss
Moof: what do you want to do
Livestock: what are your skills
Moof: throwing hoops over pegs, befriending trout, hiding in trees
Livestock: moof my skills are building elaborate puzzles and reciting vivid details about the jack the ripper murders in front of children
Moof: perhaps we could go into business as clowns
Livestock: of course
Livestock: it is so obvious
Livestock: what will we call our duo
Livestock: our act
Moof: death from above
Livestock: what why
Moof: because we will rain fire from the sky
Livestock: where do we get the fire and how do we distribute it
Moof: wait oops
Moof: i was thinking of volcanoes
Moof: not clowns
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.