Livestock: moof we need to generate some g's and start a bidniss
Moof: what do you want to do
Livestock: what are your skills
Moof: throwing hoops over pegs, befriending trout, hiding in trees
Livestock: moof my skills are building elaborate puzzles and reciting vivid details about the jack the ripper murders in front of children
Moof: perhaps we could go into business as clowns
Livestock: of course
Livestock: it is so obvious
Livestock: what will we call our duo
Livestock: our act
Moof: death from above
Livestock: what why
Moof: because we will rain fire from the sky
Livestock: where do we get the fire and how do we distribute it
Moof: wait oops
Moof: i was thinking of volcanoes
Moof: not clowns
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.