TO WATCH SIMPLE SLIPPERING
A TIRE SWING
FALL DOWN A HEAVING HILL OR
MAYBE NOT EXPLODED,
BOUNDING CHEST OF MEAT
WITH FIZZY X
THESE GIBS ARE WAY 2
LUDICROUS TO BE
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
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