TO WATCH SIMPLE SLIPPERING
A TIRE SWING
FALL DOWN A HEAVING HILL OR
MAYBE NOT EXPLODED,
BOUNDING CHEST OF MEAT
WITH FIZZY X
THESE GIBS ARE WAY 2
LUDICROUS TO BE
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