Zack: It took a lot of tries to get the Guitar Hero formula right.
Steve: I sort of don't want to look at this anymore. It's making me feel like I might puke.
Zack: Is it the strange angles?
Steve: No, I just don't want to think about a band of meatballs.
Zack: This is one of those games where the title might almost make sense and then you see the cover and you lose all hope.
Steve: Do you think a meatball could sing?
Zack: A meatball? No. A meatman in a meat suit of armor sitting atop a meatball? Quite possibly.
Steve: That's not a real thing though.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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