Zack: It took a lot of tries to get the Guitar Hero formula right.
Steve: I sort of don't want to look at this anymore. It's making me feel like I might puke.
Zack: Is it the strange angles?
Steve: No, I just don't want to think about a band of meatballs.
Zack: This is one of those games where the title might almost make sense and then you see the cover and you lose all hope.
Steve: Do you think a meatball could sing?
Zack: A meatball? No. A meatman in a meat suit of armor sitting atop a meatball? Quite possibly.
Steve: That's not a real thing though.
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