Rock n' Roll (1990)

Zack: It took a lot of tries to get the Guitar Hero formula right.

Steve: I sort of don't want to look at this anymore. It's making me feel like I might puke.

Zack: Is it the strange angles?

Steve: No, I just don't want to think about a band of meatballs.

Zack: This is one of those games where the title might almost make sense and then you see the cover and you lose all hope.

Steve: Do you think a meatball could sing?

Zack: A meatball? No. A meatman in a meat suit of armor sitting atop a meatball? Quite possibly.

Steve: That's not a real thing though.

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