Zack: Pip, pip, and cheerio! It's the best in BRITISH adventure games.
Steve: To the north you see a centre. To the south you see a lorry.
Zack: You are carrying a fanny and a car boot.
Steve: There is a lift up to a flat.
Zack: I'm sorry, old chap. I don't know how to FUCK THIS GAME.
Steve: I don't think I like British people outside of movies.
Zack: Don't stereotype an entire nation because one of their games thinks it's too good for us.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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