Zack: Pip, pip, and cheerio! It's the best in BRITISH adventure games.
Steve: To the north you see a centre. To the south you see a lorry.
Zack: You are carrying a fanny and a car boot.
Steve: There is a lift up to a flat.
Zack: I'm sorry, old chap. I don't know how to FUCK THIS GAME.
Steve: I don't think I like British people outside of movies.
Zack: Don't stereotype an entire nation because one of their games thinks it's too good for us.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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