Lebowski likes movies about mutants.
Hydrocarbon flunked his emissions test because he was too high.
Montblanc tries to improve that which is far beyond crap.
Bukkakecide lives off of animal byproducts.
The doctor told me the rash I have is called Scrotch.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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