Rusted nails have nothing to do with Snicket's picture but I think he should see a doctor about it.
Tifoso brings out the whores, but don't worry, it's all for charity.
MadSketcher feels that potato chips is a healthy part of every meal.
Argyle is my favorite pattern.
Duckula introduces himself this way at every social event.
CombatWombat is not a good speller, but there is nothing I can do about that now.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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