Accipiter keeps all his old daily calendars.
The only xtreme thing Chillax does is use Right Guard.
KillerTwinkie is talking about Courtney Love I think.
If I could use one acronym to describe Hydrocarbon's work, it would be WDYWYDSBGS.
DroopyGoines wishes he was the 7up mascot almost every day.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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