ScaryFast broke his arms doing The Mario, specifically the part where you swing your arms from side to side.
jazzman just died of a massive cream overdose.
exploitedtroll is a hero to the masses we simply do not see enough of.
FatGuyMac just went critical! OH GOD HE'S SPRAYING BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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