mortalenema won his good looks in a pie eating contest.
ClownSuitCowboy cries a lot when you take away his favorite chew toy.
fresh27 is getting nothing for Christmas because of this Photoshop. Also for causing AIDS. And war, too.
SHOH often sneaks into Canada to purchase illegal chocolate.
Worldmaker hates freedom and democracy, but only because they pick him last for softball.
Our fake testimonials lower customers' defenses by making your company appear reliable and desirable. How does it work? An advanced algorithm (coded and executed entirely in NewtonScript) looks for words on the internet and then it finds some names and adds those too.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
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