mortalenema won his good looks in a pie eating contest.
ClownSuitCowboy cries a lot when you take away his favorite chew toy.
fresh27 is getting nothing for Christmas because of this Photoshop. Also for causing AIDS. And war, too.
SHOH often sneaks into Canada to purchase illegal chocolate.
Worldmaker hates freedom and democracy, but only because they pick him last for softball.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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