mortalenema won his good looks in a pie eating contest.
ClownSuitCowboy cries a lot when you take away his favorite chew toy.
fresh27 is getting nothing for Christmas because of this Photoshop. Also for causing AIDS. And war, too.
SHOH often sneaks into Canada to purchase illegal chocolate.
Worldmaker hates freedom and democracy, but only because they pick him last for softball.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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