Trent is made out of sugar; you could eat him if you wanted to.
You'll never make friends with that attitude, Thunderbeard. And, well, this image won't help matters much, either.
Brad Pitt designed a soap that it's absolutely impossible to remove pubic hair from.
Thunderbeard makes a reference that's well past its expiration date.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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