The Human Cow steals kidneys for the Chinese mafia.
Zerstorer summons inferior golems and that's why he'll never make it in the insurance industry.
kiwakai excretes a potent and delicious ointment that soothes most rashes and goes great with popcorn.
redcoyotef is often menaced by cougars, but finds the strength to carry on.
TheSwami used the Bessemer process to convert iron into steel shortly before making this image.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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