The Human Cow steals kidneys for the Chinese mafia.
Zerstorer summons inferior golems and that's why he'll never make it in the insurance industry.
kiwakai excretes a potent and delicious ointment that soothes most rashes and goes great with popcorn.
redcoyotef is often menaced by cougars, but finds the strength to carry on.
TheSwami used the Bessemer process to convert iron into steel shortly before making this image.
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
Did anybody even want this sequel?
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