The Human Cow steals kidneys for the Chinese mafia.
Zerstorer summons inferior golems and that's why he'll never make it in the insurance industry.
kiwakai excretes a potent and delicious ointment that soothes most rashes and goes great with popcorn.
redcoyotef is often menaced by cougars, but finds the strength to carry on.
TheSwami used the Bessemer process to convert iron into steel shortly before making this image.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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