The Human Cow steals kidneys for the Chinese mafia.
Zerstorer summons inferior golems and that's why he'll never make it in the insurance industry.
kiwakai excretes a potent and delicious ointment that soothes most rashes and goes great with popcorn.
redcoyotef is often menaced by cougars, but finds the strength to carry on.
TheSwami used the Bessemer process to convert iron into steel shortly before making this image.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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