The Human Cow steals kidneys for the Chinese mafia.
Zerstorer summons inferior golems and that's why he'll never make it in the insurance industry.
kiwakai excretes a potent and delicious ointment that soothes most rashes and goes great with popcorn.
redcoyotef is often menaced by cougars, but finds the strength to carry on.
TheSwami used the Bessemer process to convert iron into steel shortly before making this image.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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