There's John Elway and then there's PlantRobot. It's gotten to where I can't tell the difference anymore.
Esplanade plays it by ear. By "it," we're referring to the cello.
Diet Coke made something that'll really blow up your eye globes.
Tartan Target sullies this beautiful thread by suggesting that all babies want to be feeble, crusty old white men.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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