There's John Elway and then there's PlantRobot. It's gotten to where I can't tell the difference anymore.
Esplanade plays it by ear. By "it," we're referring to the cello.
Diet Coke made something that'll really blow up your eye globes.
Tartan Target sullies this beautiful thread by suggesting that all babies want to be feeble, crusty old white men.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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