Because of corporate downsizing, I have to fire Einstein right after I display his last image.

Wintergreen made this image with the aid of a fake penis.

TotalHell honors a man who has made his name blowing shit up on film. What a great contribution to humanity.

Krispy Kareem's won a sweepstakes and this comment is his glorious prize.

Paradox86 once killed a man with a Wendy's sour cream and chive baked potato.

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