iopred is always looking for new emergencies to get out of.
hatfactory celebrates America's crushing defeat at the hands of communism.
For $19.99, xezton will engrave your Pop Tarts with a customized message.
I bet Brickwalker was making explosion sounds while working on this.
frumpykvetchbot is a fool if he thinks bus drivers are without sin.
And here we are, at the end. Thank you Blood fart for getting this theme started, thank you Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and thank you Splackavellie for ghost-writing some comments.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!