iopred is always looking for new emergencies to get out of.
hatfactory celebrates America's crushing defeat at the hands of communism.
For $19.99, xezton will engrave your Pop Tarts with a customized message.
I bet Brickwalker was making explosion sounds while working on this.
frumpykvetchbot is a fool if he thinks bus drivers are without sin.
And here we are, at the end. Thank you Blood fart for getting this theme started, thank you Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and thank you Splackavellie for ghost-writing some comments.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!