iopred is always looking for new emergencies to get out of.
hatfactory celebrates America's crushing defeat at the hands of communism.
For $19.99, xezton will engrave your Pop Tarts with a customized message.
I bet Brickwalker was making explosion sounds while working on this.
frumpykvetchbot is a fool if he thinks bus drivers are without sin.
And here we are, at the end. Thank you Blood fart for getting this theme started, thank you Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and thank you Splackavellie for ghost-writing some comments.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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