Mutant Blue's soldier intimidates the other pineapple-toss competitors with his thousand-yard sneer.
Squirt The Daisies touts marshmallow-toasting as fun for the whole family.
Yabanjin uses a winning smile and a hearty "Oh, yeah!" to escape punishment for wanton destruction.
"Look at these poor schmucks, Slight But Steady. They drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart, never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans. The idea of slaughtering Americans -- it just turns my stomach."
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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