martyb was able to save his family thanks to the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
gradius has the strength of ten Spiro Agnews.
dot_matrix is pound for pound your next Miss America!
geno1173 markets coal to miners.
Pavil shows Pol Pot's softer side.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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