Dumbascii swaps baseball cards with his imaginary friends.
DavesWagon has far too many masturbatory fantasies set in Star Trek turbolifts.
evilchimpo licks stamps even when he has nothing to mail.
Spyrochete is going to tell you how to ROB THE GOVERNMENT BLIND WITH DISTRACTING SUITS!!
I tell you what, if SteveYun likes handling wieners then he ought to get himself a Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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