Dumbascii swaps baseball cards with his imaginary friends.
DavesWagon has far too many masturbatory fantasies set in Star Trek turbolifts.
evilchimpo licks stamps even when he has nothing to mail.
Spyrochete is going to tell you how to ROB THE GOVERNMENT BLIND WITH DISTRACTING SUITS!!
I tell you what, if SteveYun likes handling wieners then he ought to get himself a Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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