Dumbascii swaps baseball cards with his imaginary friends.
DavesWagon has far too many masturbatory fantasies set in Star Trek turbolifts.
evilchimpo licks stamps even when he has nothing to mail.
Spyrochete is going to tell you how to ROB THE GOVERNMENT BLIND WITH DISTRACTING SUITS!!
I tell you what, if SteveYun likes handling wieners then he ought to get himself a Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
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