Dumbascii swaps baseball cards with his imaginary friends.
DavesWagon has far too many masturbatory fantasies set in Star Trek turbolifts.
evilchimpo licks stamps even when he has nothing to mail.
Spyrochete is going to tell you how to ROB THE GOVERNMENT BLIND WITH DISTRACTING SUITS!!
I tell you what, if SteveYun likes handling wieners then he ought to get himself a Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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