Dumbascii swaps baseball cards with his imaginary friends.
DavesWagon has far too many masturbatory fantasies set in Star Trek turbolifts.
evilchimpo licks stamps even when he has nothing to mail.
Spyrochete is going to tell you how to ROB THE GOVERNMENT BLIND WITH DISTRACTING SUITS!!
I tell you what, if SteveYun likes handling wieners then he ought to get himself a Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express!
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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